I Got 99 Problems #1: Loss.
Why do we get so angry when we lose things? Because unlike everything else, we are the only person responsible, the only person in control of the situation is you. We are the only ones to blame. Because objectively, the idea of a person scrabbling around, apelike, amongst their accumulated material wealth (wealth that has become, except for one item, worthless) is hilarious, and we know it....